95 Dudeisms

Sometimes, in the course of a Dude’s life, you gotta disconnect from all the stuff that’s dragging you down, and start taking responsibility for your own shit. When that happens, fellow Dudes deserve an explanation.

Here’s the deal. We are all Dudes. And however we got here, we deserve Life, Liberty, and some fucking Happiness. All sorts of ways to go about that, and if something isn’t working for you, there’s nothing wrong with changing things up. But some roaches can be harder to put out than others.

I could go on and on here about everything that’s wrong right now. Shit’s fucked up and bullshit. But this isn’t ‘Nam, there are fucking rules, man.

So. It’s time to start getting our shit together.